When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

Wendy Morgan
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  2. Difficult do you call it, Sir? I wish it were impossible. [on hearing a famous violinist] - Samuel Johnson

  3. He'd call me false and faithless and I've always had a weakness for those two words; next to cruel, they're the nicest words for a woman to hear, and not so hard to earn. - Anonymous

  4. A village explainer. Excellent if you were a village, but if you were not, not."(on Ezra Pound) - Gertrude Stein

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More Quotes By Wendy Morgan
  1. A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

  2. He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

  3. Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

  4. I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk .. . my fourth.

  5. My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

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